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At 11 by 18 inches, it is a hand-towel size, not a bath towel. That makes it easy to leave in a bedside drawer, a nightstand basket, a gym bag, or a travel pouch, and it is quick to grab with one hand when you have other things going on. Keep one near the bed, one in the bathroom, and one in the bag you take on trips.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- \u003cem\u003eExclusive design\u003c\/em\u003e – part of the Explicit Brands Certified Freaks line\u003cbr\u003e- \u003cem\u003e100% cotton terry\u003c\/em\u003e – soft and absorbent\u003cbr\u003e- \u003cem\u003eFully hemmed\u003c\/em\u003e – edges that stay put through the wash\u003cbr\u003e- \u003cem\u003eCompact size\u003c\/em\u003e – 11 inches by 18 inches\u003cbr\u003e- \u003cem\u003eOne size\u003c\/em\u003e – nothing to guess\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct Specs and Size Chart\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e100% cotton terry\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003eFully hemmed\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003eDimensions: 11\" x 18\"\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ctable id=\"sizechart\" style=\"width:100%; border-collapse: collapse;\" border=\"1\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003eBody length\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003eBody width\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003eONE SIZE\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e18\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e11\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e","brand":"Explicit Brands","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ ONE SIZE","offer_id":67719893483707,"sku":"19g61mvbem749","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0638\/4212\/3963\/files\/ninjapod_media_3078709_549491_c6cf_FRONT.jpg?v=1792184288"},{"product_id":"certified-freak-toy-charger-case","title":"Certified Freak Toy \u0026 Charger Case","description":"\u003cp\u003eYour toys deserve better than a loose drawer. The Certified Freak Toy \u0026amp; Charger Case is an exclusive piece from the Explicit Brands Certified Freaks line, a compact zip case that keeps your toys, chargers and cables together, organized and out of sight.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe shell is 900D ballistic polyester, a tough woven fabric made to handle daily use, tossing into a bag and living in a suitcase. A smooth, coated zipper opens easily and keeps everything inside. The interior is roomy for its size, with space for a rechargeable toy, its charging cable, a wall plug and a small bottle of cleaner. At 5.5 inches high, 8.5 inches wide and 1.5 inches deep, it slips into a nightstand drawer, a gym bag, a carry-on or a purse without adding bulk.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt weighs only a quarter of a pound, so you can take it everywhere. Keep it packed and ready for travel, and you will never leave a charger behind again. It also works beyond the bedroom: use it for earbuds, power banks, lip balm, medications or any small essentials you like to keep together. The plain exterior looks discreet and keeps the contents private.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- \u003cem\u003eExclusive design\u003c\/em\u003e – part of the Explicit Brands Certified Freaks line\u003cbr\u003e- \u003cem\u003e900D ballistic polyester\u003c\/em\u003e – durable for everyday use\u003cbr\u003e- \u003cem\u003eOrganized interior\u003c\/em\u003e – room for a toy, cable and charger\u003cbr\u003e- \u003cem\u003eSmooth, coated zipper\u003c\/em\u003e – opens easily, closes securely\u003cbr\u003e- \u003cem\u003eCompact and lightweight\u003c\/em\u003e – 0.25 lb, travel friendly\u003cbr\u003e- \u003cem\u003eOne size\u003c\/em\u003e – nothing to guess\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat fits inside\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe case holds 30.5 cubic inches, or half a liter. 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