{"product_id":"certified-freak-sex-towel","title":"Certified Freak Sex Towel","description":"\u003cp\u003eEvery certified freak needs a towel, and this one has the credentials. The Certified Freak Sex Towel is an exclusive piece from the Explicit Brands Certified Freaks line, designed for the part of the night nobody puts in the caption. It is small enough to keep within reach and soft enough that you will actually want to use it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt is made from 100% cotton terry, the same looped fabric you know from a good bath towel, which soaks up what you need it to and feels soft against bare skin. The edges are fully hemmed, so it holds together through repeated washing instead of fraying at the corners.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe size is the point. At 11 by 18 inches, it is a hand-towel size, not a bath towel. That makes it easy to leave in a bedside drawer, a nightstand basket, a gym bag, or a travel pouch, and it is quick to grab with one hand when you have other things going on. Keep one near the bed, one in the bathroom, and one in the bag you take on trips.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- \u003cem\u003eExclusive design\u003c\/em\u003e – part of the Explicit Brands Certified Freaks line\u003cbr\u003e- \u003cem\u003e100% cotton terry\u003c\/em\u003e – soft and absorbent\u003cbr\u003e- \u003cem\u003eFully hemmed\u003c\/em\u003e – edges that stay put through the wash\u003cbr\u003e- \u003cem\u003eCompact size\u003c\/em\u003e – 11 inches by 18 inches\u003cbr\u003e- \u003cem\u003eOne size\u003c\/em\u003e – nothing to guess\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct Specs and Size Chart\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e100% cotton terry\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003eFully hemmed\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003eDimensions: 11\" x 18\"\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ctable id=\"sizechart\" style=\"width:100%; border-collapse: collapse;\" border=\"1\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003eBody length\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003eBody width\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003eONE SIZE\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e18\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e11\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e","brand":"Explicit Brands","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ ONE SIZE","offer_id":67719893483707,"sku":"19g61mvbem749","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0638\/4212\/3963\/files\/ninjapod_media_3078709_549491_c6cf_FRONT.jpg?v=1792184288","url":"https:\/\/explicitbrands.com\/products\/certified-freak-sex-towel","provider":"Explicit Brands","version":"1.0","type":"link"}