{"product_id":"pastease-candy-cane-penis-pasties","title":"Pastease Candy Cane Penis Pasties","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis is a joke with a real product behind it. The Candy Cane Penis Pasties are red and white, shaped like what the name says, and the joke about a candy cane penis hand delivered from St. Nick writes itself. They're nipple pasties, 3.2 inches by 5.8 inches, with a coverage diameter of 2.83 inches. At that size they make a statement, so you can wear them with a see-through bra or a low v-neck dress and let them peek out.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThey're easy to put on and take off. Press them onto clean, dry skin, and they stay put. They're waterproof and wrinkle-resistant, and the material is medical-grade, latex-free and hypoallergenic. They're made in the USA. A holiday party or a naughty-themed night is the obvious place for them.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you want something more edible and lickable, Pastease also makes Tastease Peppermint Thrill. That's a different product. These are the ones for show.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- \u003cem\u003eCandy Cane Shape\u003c\/em\u003e – red and white penis-shaped pasties\u003cbr\u003e- \u003cem\u003eHoliday Novelty\u003c\/em\u003e – made for a holiday party\u003cbr\u003e- \u003cem\u003eLarge Size\u003c\/em\u003e – 3.2 in by 5.8 in, with 2.83 in coverage\u003cbr\u003e- \u003cem\u003eWaterproof\u003c\/em\u003e – also wrinkle-resistant\u003cbr\u003e- \u003cem\u003eHypoallergenic\u003c\/em\u003e – medical-grade, latex-free materials\u003cbr\u003e- \u003cem\u003eMade in the USA\u003c\/em\u003e – easy to apply and remove\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize Specs:\u003c\/strong\u003e Dimensions 3.2 in x 5.8 in. Coverage diameter 2.83 in.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterials:\u003c\/strong\u003e Polyester, with medical-grade, latex-free, hypoallergenic materials.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWearing them\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eStart with clean, dry skin and skip lotion or oils on that area. Peel the pastie off its backing, place it where you want it and press from the middle outward. The shapes are large, so hold one up first and see how it sits with your outfit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eUnder a see-through bra the shape shows clearly. With a low v-neck, you control how much peeks out.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eTaking them off\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eGo slowly. Support your skin with one hand and peel with the other. Use warm water if the grip is stubborn. If you've never worn adhesive products, test a small area first. Stop if you get redness or discomfort.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThese are described as easy to apply and remove, but they're a novelty item, so treat them gently. Keep them on their backing until you wear them, and store them flat afterward. We'd treat them as a one-night item unless the packaging says otherwise.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eHoliday party notes\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThese are 5.8 inches tall, so they make a statement and they are not low-profile. Under a thin dress they will show, and that's the point. A see-through bra frames them, and a low v-neck lets them peek out as the night goes on.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMind your venue. A work party and a bachelorette are different rooms. If you're unsure, put them on in the car or at the party instead of at home.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eThe fit\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe overall size is 3.2 by 5.8 inches, but coverage is 2.83 inches across. The candy cane shape extends past the covered area. Hold a ruler against your chest to see how much surface the shape will take up on you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eHow we ship it\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eA joke gift still deserves a discreet delivery, so these come in a plain, unmarked box with no description on the outside.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pastease","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67653143232699,"sku":"86952","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0638\/4212\/3963\/files\/19074-Pastease-PenisCandyCane-MAIN.jpg?v=1791530589","url":"https:\/\/explicitbrands.com\/products\/pastease-candy-cane-penis-pasties","provider":"Explicit Brands","version":"1.0","type":"link"}