{"product_id":"pastease-rainbow-pineapple-sparkling-pasties","title":"Pastease Rainbow Pineapple Sparkling Pasties","description":"\u003cp\u003eFlip them upside down and they say something else. That's the gag with these Rainbow Pineapple pasties from Pastease. Right side up, they're sparkling disco pineapples for a beach party. Upside down, they're a playful wink to swinger enthusiasts, which the maker points out cheerfully. You get to decide which message you're sending.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThey measure 2.2 inches by 4 inches, with coverage of 2.1 inches. The shape is taller than most pasties, so the pineapple has room for its leaves, which is why the design reads as a pineapple from across a room. The surface is a sparkling disco material in rainbow colors, and it catches the light when you move. The adhesive is skin-safe and meant to hold through dancing, swimming or lounging.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear them to a tropical party, a festival, or a private celebration. The rainbow works with a lot of swimwear, a sheer coverup, or just a pair of shorts and a good attitude. They're loud, a little silly, and not trying to be anything else. If you like pasties that make people smile before they work out what they're looking at, these are a good one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThink about what the rest of the outfit is saying, because pineapples are a loud accessory. A solid-color bikini bottom, a pair of white shorts, or a sheer wrap keeps the focus on the sparkle. If you're heading somewhere with a dress code, check it first. If you're heading somewhere with no dress code at all, you've picked the right pair.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThey also work as a conversation piece, which is half the point. Wear them to a pool party with friends who will get the joke, or to a night where you want people to notice. The sparkle keeps them from looking like a plain novelty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n- \u003cem\u003eRainbow Pineapple Design\u003c\/em\u003e – sparkling disco pineapples\u003cbr\u003e\n- \u003cem\u003eSparkling Disco Finish\u003c\/em\u003e – catches the light\u003cbr\u003e\n- \u003cem\u003e2.2 by 4 Inches\u003c\/em\u003e – with 2.1 inches of coverage\u003cbr\u003e\n- \u003cem\u003eSkin-Safe Adhesive\u003c\/em\u003e – meant for dancing, swimming and lounging\u003cbr\u003e\n- \u003cem\u003eUpside-Down Wink\u003c\/em\u003e – a nod to swinger enthusiasts, per the maker\u003cbr\u003e\n- \u003cem\u003eFestival and Beach Ready\u003c\/em\u003e – tropical party style\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize Specs:\u003c\/strong\u003e Dimensions 2.2 in. by 4 in. Coverage 2.1 in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePicking your option\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThere's one design, so choosing comes down to size. The pineapple is 4 inches tall and 2.2 inches wide, with 2.1 inches of coverage. That is a taller shape than a plain round pasty, so check how it will sit on your chest and under your outfit. Decide up front which way the pineapples will point, since that's the whole joke. Also think about the rest of your look: a plain swimsuit bottom or a solid color lets the rainbow stand out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWash and dry the area first. Lotion, oil and sunscreen make skin slick, which loosens the hold. Press from the center outward, and give the pineapple's leaves a second press so the tips don't lift. Remove slowly, supporting your skin, and use warm water on any stubborn spot. Store them flat in their packaging, away from heat, and don't scrub the sparkle. If one pineapple tip lifts during the night, press it back down with a dry finger and keep going.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eHow we ship it\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe item goes out in discreet packaging with a neutral label and no hints.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pastease","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67653148999867,"sku":"99435","price":9.56,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0638\/4212\/3963\/files\/99435A.jpg?v=1791530651","url":"https:\/\/explicitbrands.com\/products\/pastease-rainbow-pineapple-sparkling-pasties","provider":"Explicit Brands","version":"1.0","type":"link"}