{"product_id":"shinesty-need-for-seed-thong","title":"Shinesty Need for Seed Thong","description":"\u003cp\u003eA thong with a sense of humor is a fine thing to own. The Shinesty Need for Seed Thong is a novelty thong from Shinesty, and the name gives you all the tone you need. We carry it with our lingerie panties, and it comes in sizes S, M, L, XL and 2XL. It's meant to be fun first, and comfort has to follow, so size is the decision that matters.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe don't have much written about the fabric, the cut or the print, so we'd rather say that than guess. Look at the product images on the page to see the design, the shape of the front and the back, and how much it covers. Thongs vary a lot, and the pictures will tell you more than we can. The fabric content is something to check on the page or on the garment label when it arrives, especially if you have sensitive skin or prefer cotton or modal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNovelty underwear works well as a gift, a bachelor or bachelorette item, or a private joke you wear for yourself. It's light, it packs flat and it makes an easy addition to an order. If you're buying for someone else, size is the thing to be sure about, and a size a bit up is safer than one a bit down, since a thong that's too tight is hard to enjoy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- \u003cem\u003eNovelty thong\u003c\/em\u003e – from Shinesty\u003cbr\u003e- \u003cem\u003eFive sizes\u003c\/em\u003e – S, M, L, XL and 2XL\u003cbr\u003e- \u003cem\u003eLingerie panty\u003c\/em\u003e – a thong cut for close wear\u003cbr\u003e- \u003cem\u003ePlayful name\u003c\/em\u003e – the joke is on the label\u003cbr\u003e- \u003cem\u003eEasy gift\u003c\/em\u003e – flat, light and simple to wrap\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize Specs:\u003c\/strong\u003e Sizes run S through 2XL. No chart is listed here, so use the one on the product page.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterials:\u003c\/strong\u003e We don't have the fabric content listed. Check the product page or the garment label.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePicking your size\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeasure your waist where your underwear usually sits, and your hips at their fullest part, keeping the tape level and snug. Compare both numbers with the chart on the page. If you fall between two sizes, think about the fit you like. A thong sits close to the body, and it's most comfortable when the waistband is neither tight nor loose. If your hip measurement is in a bigger size than your waist, go with the hip number.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFollow the care label on the garment. If there isn't one, a safe approach for underwear is to wash it in cool or warm water with a mild detergent, in a mesh bag, and hang it to dry. Skip bleach and fabric softener, and keep it away from rough zippers. Store it flat in a drawer. Because it's a novelty, you may want to wear it for the occasions it was made for and give it a gentle wash each time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne more point on gifts. A novelty thong lands best when the recipient has the sense of humor to match, so think about the person first. Pair it with a card, a bottle of something fun or a small item from the same order, and it feels intentional instead of random. If it's for you, wear it on a day when you want a laugh, and keep a plain pair for the days you don't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eHow we ship it\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe pack your order in a plain, unmarked box, so the label on the outside says nothing about what's inside.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Shinesty","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":67653204607163,"sku":"99083","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":67653204639931,"sku":"99084","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":67653204672699,"sku":"99085","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":67653204705467,"sku":"99086","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":67653204738235,"sku":"99087","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0638\/4212\/3963\/files\/99083A.jpg?v=1791530964","url":"https:\/\/explicitbrands.com\/products\/shinesty-need-for-seed-thong","provider":"Explicit Brands","version":"1.0","type":"link"}