{"product_id":"shinesty-the-right-meow-thong","title":"Shinesty The Right Meow Thong","description":"\u003cp\u003eIt's a thong, it's from Shinesty, and the name is a cat pun. That's about all the product details give us, apart from the size range, S through 2XL. We don't have a fabric, a print or a measurement, so we won't pretend to. What we can offer is honest advice on how a thong fits and how to pick yours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA thong has a narrow back, which means almost no fabric across the seat, so there's nothing to show under tight clothes. It sits on the hips and keeps its coverage to a minimum. The word novelty in the tags means the design is meant to be funny, and The Right Meow is clearly aiming for a laugh. Look at the product photos for the design itself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePulling on a thong is simple. Step in, pull up and settle the back. If it digs in or shifts, the size is wrong, not you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n- \u003cem\u003eThong cut\u003c\/em\u003e – narrow back, minimal coverage\u003cbr\u003e\n- \u003cem\u003eNovelty design\u003c\/em\u003e – a cat pun in the name\u003cbr\u003e\n- \u003cem\u003eFive sizes\u003c\/em\u003e – S, M, L, XL and 2XL\u003cbr\u003e\n- \u003cem\u003eNovelty tag\u003c\/em\u003e – made to get a laugh\u003cbr\u003e\n- \u003cem\u003eNo lines\u003c\/em\u003e – the usual reason to wear a thong\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize Specs:\u003c\/strong\u003e Five sizes: S through 2XL. No size chart or measurements are given in the product details.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterials:\u003c\/strong\u003e Not listed in the product details.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePicking your size\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe waist and hip numbers do the work. Measure your waist where you wear your underwear and your hips at their fullest point, with a soft tape level and snug but not tight. Check them against the chart on the page. A thong has so little fabric that a size too small will cut in and one too large will slide, so match your numbers closely. If you land between sizes, think about the waistband: most people prefer a thong that sits comfortably, not one that pinches.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWearing it\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause the details are thin, try it on at home before you wear it out. Look for rolling at the waistband and dig at the hip. Sit, bend and walk to see how it behaves. A thong that feels fine standing still can shift when you move.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCheck the care label inside the garment. If you're not sure, wash cold, inside out, with similar colors, and dry flat or on low. Avoid bleach and fabric softener, which wear down elastic. A mesh bag helps in the machine, and so does keeping underwear away from items with hooks. New underwear should be washed once before it goes on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eStyling the joke\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA thong is for fitted clothes: leggings, a snug skirt, anything that shows a panty line. For a night in, a novelty one is a joke you share with whoever is around. We can't describe the print, so check the photos on the page. If you're buying as a gift, the cat pun does the talking, and a size from the chart does the rest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePair it with a plain top and let the thong be the funny part of the outfit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eHow we ship it\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNothing on the outside of the package mentions underwear or cats. It's a plain, unmarked box.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Shinesty","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":67653198250171,"sku":"99068","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":67653198282939,"sku":"99069","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":67653198315707,"sku":"99070","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":67653198348475,"sku":"99071","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":67653198381243,"sku":"99072","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0638\/4212\/3963\/files\/99068A.jpg?v=1791530930","url":"https:\/\/explicitbrands.com\/products\/shinesty-the-right-meow-thong","provider":"Explicit Brands","version":"1.0","type":"link"}