Kheper Games Birthday Cake Edible Pasties

This is a birthday present you eat. The Birthday Cake Edible Pasties from Kheper Games are novelty nipple covers with a cake-and-candles theme, and the idea is simple. You wear them, your partner finds them, and the candles get licked off. It's a gag with a plan behind it, and it works best when you commit to the bit.

Start with how the evening goes. Put the pasties on before the birthday person arrives, under a robe or a shirt, and let the surprise land when the clothes come off. The maker's pitch is that you grant the birthday wish by letting your partner lick the candles and the cake. There's no complicated setup, no battery and no instructions to follow. The product is the joke, and the joke does the rest.

A fair warning: the information we have is short. It covers the theme and the edible part, but it doesn't list ingredients, flavors, sizes or how many pairs come in the pack. Read the packaging when it arrives, especially if anyone involved has a food allergy. Also, edible novelty products aren't built to last, so plan to use them on the night you open them, not stash them for the next anniversary.

There's a small bit of planning that helps. Take a moment to check the room temperature and think about where you'd like the evening to go, because an edible pasty sitting on warm skin won't stay put for hours. Keep the mood light, make a wish, and let the person with the birthday take the lead from there.

Key Features:
- Edible – meant to be licked off, not just looked at
- Birthday Cake Theme – cake with candles
- Nipple Covers – a novelty take on pasties
- Surprise Factor – made as a birthday gift for a lover
- Kheper Games – a novelty line
- Plain Packing – ships in an unmarked box, like everything we send

Size Specs: The product information we have doesn't list measurements or the number of pairs, so check the packaging.

Picking your option

There's one design here, so the decision is whether it suits the moment. It's a novelty, and it's meant for a birthday, an anniversary or a night when you want something playful more than serious. If you'd like a pair of pasties to wear out of the house or under clothes, a fabric or silicone pair will last longer. These are for the bedroom, and they're for one night. Think about who you're giving them to: they need a sense of humor and a taste for cake.

Care

Edible products come with different rules than reusable ones, so follow whatever is printed on the pack. As general advice, keep them in their original packaging until you use them, store them flat in a cool, dry place away from heat and sunlight, and put them on clean, dry skin with no lotion or oil on it. Check for any ingredient you're allergic to before use. They're a single-use item, so don't try to save them for later.

How we ship it

Your parcel leaves our shelf in an unmarked box and the label gives nothing away.