Pastease Candy Cane Penis Pasties

This is a joke with a real product behind it. The Candy Cane Penis Pasties are red and white, shaped like what the name says, and the joke about a candy cane penis hand delivered from St. Nick writes itself. They're nipple pasties, 3.2 inches by 5.8 inches, with a coverage diameter of 2.83 inches. At that size they make a statement, so you can wear them with a see-through bra or a low v-neck dress and let them peek out.

They're easy to put on and take off. Press them onto clean, dry skin, and they stay put. They're waterproof and wrinkle-resistant, and the material is medical-grade, latex-free and hypoallergenic. They're made in the USA. A holiday party or a naughty-themed night is the obvious place for them.

If you want something more edible and lickable, Pastease also makes Tastease Peppermint Thrill. That's a different product. These are the ones for show.

Key Features:
- Candy Cane Shape – red and white penis-shaped pasties
- Holiday Novelty – made for a holiday party
- Large Size – 3.2 in by 5.8 in, with 2.83 in coverage
- Waterproof – also wrinkle-resistant
- Hypoallergenic – medical-grade, latex-free materials
- Made in the USA – easy to apply and remove

Size Specs: Dimensions 3.2 in x 5.8 in. Coverage diameter 2.83 in.

Materials: Polyester, with medical-grade, latex-free, hypoallergenic materials.

Wearing them

Start with clean, dry skin and skip lotion or oils on that area. Peel the pastie off its backing, place it where you want it and press from the middle outward. The shapes are large, so hold one up first and see how it sits with your outfit.

Under a see-through bra the shape shows clearly. With a low v-neck, you control how much peeks out.

Taking them off

Go slowly. Support your skin with one hand and peel with the other. Use warm water if the grip is stubborn. If you've never worn adhesive products, test a small area first. Stop if you get redness or discomfort.

Care

These are described as easy to apply and remove, but they're a novelty item, so treat them gently. Keep them on their backing until you wear them, and store them flat afterward. We'd treat them as a one-night item unless the packaging says otherwise.

Holiday party notes

These are 5.8 inches tall, so they make a statement and they are not low-profile. Under a thin dress they will show, and that's the point. A see-through bra frames them, and a low v-neck lets them peek out as the night goes on.

Mind your venue. A work party and a bachelorette are different rooms. If you're unsure, put them on in the car or at the party instead of at home.

The fit

The overall size is 3.2 by 5.8 inches, but coverage is 2.83 inches across. The candy cane shape extends past the covered area. Hold a ruler against your chest to see how much surface the shape will take up on you.

How we ship it

A joke gift still deserves a discreet delivery, so these come in a plain, unmarked box with no description on the outside.