Pastease Tits My Birthday Heart Pasties with Confetti

The cheeky lettering is on the front, so people will read it. The Tits My Birthday pasties are heart-shaped, covered in rainbow confetti and printed with birthday-themed text, and they're built for a party. They measure 3 by 2.5 inches, with 1.8 inches of circular coverage.

Pastease made them with a skin-safe, medical-grade adhesive, and the company says they stay comfortable and secure through an all-day or all-night celebration. That's the point of a birthday pasty. You dance, toast and cut the cake, and you don't think about them again.

The confetti finish is bright, so the rest of the outfit can stay simple. A plain top, a sheer layer or a bold party dress with a neckline that lets the hearts show would all work. They're also a gift idea for a friend with a birthday coming up.

Key Features:
- Rainbow confetti – a colorful finish
- Heart shape – with cheeky birthday lettering
- 1.8 inch circular coverage – inside a 3 x 2.5 inch heart
- Skin-safe adhesive – medical grade and latex-free
- Made for long celebrations – comfortable for all day or all night

Size Specs: 3 x 2.5 inches. Coverage 1.8 inches, circular.

Picking your option

This is one design with one size. Measure the area you want to cover and compare it with the 1.8 inch circle. The heart extends past that circle, which is where the lettering and confetti sit. Look at where you want the text to land before you press them down, because the words are part of the joke and you'll want them readable.

Applying them

Skin should be washed and dry before you start. Keep it free of lotion, oil and powder. Peel the backing and press the heart down from the center outward. Smooth the edges flat. If your skin is sensitive, test a small patch on your forearm before the party.

Taking them off

Slowly, with one hand supporting the skin. A warm shower loosens the hold. Confetti finishes can shed a little, so don't scrub them, and wipe the area afterward with a damp cloth.

As a gift

If you're buying these for someone else, the sizing note matters most. Check the 1.8 inch coverage against what you know about them, or pair the pasties with a second gift so the birthday doesn't depend on an exact fit.

Planning the party

These are built for the celebration part of a birthday. Wear them at home with a robe for a private party, or under a sheer top for a night out. Because the lettering is part of the design, think about how visible you want it to be, and choose a top that matches that plan.

Pastease says the adhesive lasts through an all-day or all-night party, but your skin and the room will have a say. If it's going to be hot, give the adhesive a few minutes to settle before you start dancing. Pack a spare layer for the end of the night.

How we ship it

The birthday lettering is on the pasties, not the package. We ship in a plain unmarked box, so there's no surprise spoiled on the porch.