Pastease Warm Buttery Croissant Breast Pasties

It's a croissant, and it's on your chest. That is the joke, and Pastease commits to it. These breast pasties are a realistic golden croissant design, flaky and cute, with a bakery-and-café theme that mixes food humor with a bit of chic European energy. They're the pasties you wear to a brunch-themed shoot, a costume party, or any night where someone is going to ask what you're wearing.

Each one is 3.6 inches wide and 3 inches tall, with 1.9 inches of coverage. That coverage circle is the number to check against your own body. The adhesive is medical grade and latex-free. It's meant to stay secure while staying comfortable and easy to remove, which is what you want in something you might wear for a few hours at a party. The details we have don't give a wear time or say whether they're waterproof, so check the package when they arrive and keep them away from the pool.

We can't see the photos from here, so we'll leave it at what the description says: golden, flaky and cute. They're a novelty, and we carry them as one. If you like a cheeky twist on your wardrobe, they fit. Pair them with a plain black top that has a cutout, a sheer layer, or a robe you take off at the right moment. They're handmade by Pastease, and the line includes plenty of other shapes if the croissant isn't your thing. If you're buying for a group event, they work as a gift, too, since the joke is easy to explain and the wearer doesn't have to commit to anything beyond one evening.

Key Features:
- Croissant design – a realistic golden pastry look
- 3.6 by 3 inches – with 1.9 inches of coverage
- Medical-grade adhesive – latex-free, secure and easy to remove
- Food humor – a cheeky twist on fashion
- Café theme – Parisian charm with a joke attached

Size Specs: 3.6 inches wide by 3 inches tall. Coverage 1.9 inches.
Materials: Latex-free, medical-grade adhesive. The cover material isn't listed.

Checking the fit

The shape is wider than it is tall, so think about how it sits against your body. Hold a ruler to your skin to see where 1.9 inches of coverage lands. If you want full coverage, center the croissant over the nipple. If you want to play with placement, shift it slightly and see if it still looks right in a mirror.

Applying them

Clean, dry skin with no lotion, oil or powder. Peel from the backing and press from the center outward. Hold it for a few seconds so the adhesive bonds. If your skin is sensitive, or you've never worn adhesive here, test a small patch first.

Taking them off

Lift one edge slowly, keeping your other hand on the skin. A bit of warm water helps if they cling. Give your skin a break before the next wear.

Care

Keep spares flat on their backing in a cool, dry place, away from heat and lint. Handle them by the edges so you don't leave oil from your fingers on the adhesive, and don't try to straighten a bent one by pressing it against your skin first.

How we ship it

The croissants ride in a plain, unmarked box. Nobody at the door will guess a bakery theme from the label.