Shinesty Double Entendre Eggplant Ball Hammock Underwear

Yes, it's an eggplant. The Shinesty Double Entendre Eggplant Ball Hammock Underwear is purple, printed with the vegetable everybody thinks of, and the joke is in the open. The garden metaphors write themselves, and the underwear takes the whole thing lightly. Underneath the print there's a real pouch design, and that's what we care about.

A ball hammock is a pouch that cradles and supports, lifting everything off your legs and out of the grundle. The idea is that nothing rubs against your inner thighs and nothing hangs low. The fit through the legs is even and lightly compressive, so it doesn't ride up, and there's extra room and support in the pouch for the twins. That combination is the reason people switch to this style and don't go back.

The fabric is 95% MicroModal and 5% spandex, which is moisture wicking and breathable. It has 4-way stretch, anti-bunching and no-itch stitching, so it moves with you and doesn't pinch. Modal is a soft fiber, and the spandex gives it recovery so it keeps its shape through the day. It comes in sizes S to 2XL, and the fit advice is plain: if you're between sizes or want more support, size down.

Key Features:
- Ball hammock pouch – supportive, and keeps everything off your legs
- Eggplant print – purple, with the joke built in
- 95% MicroModal, 5% spandex – soft, with stretch
- Moisture wicking and breathable – stays fresh through the day
- 4-way stretch – moves with you
- Anti-bunching, no-itch stitching – comfortable against skin
- Five sizes – S, M, L, XL and 2XL

Size Specs: Five sizes, S through 2XL. The chart on the product page has the exact ranges. Between sizes, or want more support, size down.

Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% spandex.

Picking your size

Wrap a soft tape around your waist where your underwear sits, then around your hips at the fullest part, and compare both to the chart. This style is meant to be lightly compressive, so a snug fit is intended. A size that's too big can lose the support the pouch is built to give. That's why the advice is to size down when you're on the line. If you prefer a looser feel, your usual size is a safe start.

Care

Check the garment label first. As a general rule for Modal blends, wash in cold or cool water on a gentle cycle with similar colors, inside out to protect the print. Skip bleach and fabric softener, which can coat the fibers and cut down on the moisture wicking. Hang to dry or tumble on low, since high heat is hard on spandex. Wash the purple separately the first time, in case the color bleeds.

It's a good gift for the right friend. The joke lands fast, the underwear is comfortable enough to wear daily, and the pouch gives it a real use beyond the gag. Pair it with a card, and the recipient will know exactly what you meant. If you're buying it for yourself, keep it for days when you want a bit of cheek under serious clothes. Few things beat a private joke that also happens to feel good against the skin.

How we ship it

It ships in a plain, unmarked box, and the produce stays out of sight until you open it.