Shinesty The Little Birdie Thong

It's called the Little Birdie, and that's most of what we can tell you about how it looks. Shinesty's novelty thong is listed in six sizes, XS to 2XL, and the product information we have stays short: no fabric, no color, no print. We aren't going to guess at the design. The name hints at a joke, and you'll see it when the package arrives.

What we can say is how to choose and wear one. A thong is a minimal piece of underwear, and fit matters more than almost any other style. The waistband should sit comfortably at your hips without digging in. The back should sit flat and not ride. The front, if it's a novelty design, should hold what it's meant to hold. Size is the main variable, and the range from XS up to 2XL covers a wide spread.

It's a novelty item from Shinesty, a brand known for playful underwear. That tells you the intent: the thong is for a laugh as much as for wearing. Give it as a gag gift, wear it under something plain, or save it for a night when your partner is likely to appreciate the joke. Read the label when it arrives, since that will give you the fabric and care details we don't have.

A word on why novelty underwear exists. Most pairs of underwear are chosen to disappear. A novelty thong is chosen for the opposite reason, to be seen, mentioned or laughed at. It's a gift that makes a good story, and a pair that shows up in the laundry as a running joke. Pick the size you'd wear for real, because that's what separates a gag from a good present.

Key Features:
- Novelty Thong – a playful design from Shinesty
- Six Sizes – XS, S, M, L, XL and 2XL
- Panties Category – a thong cut
- Gag-Gift Friendly – the name tells you the joke
- Wear It or Give It – works for either
- Plain Packing – ships in an unmarked box, like everything we send

Size Specs: Offered in XS, S, M, L, XL and 2XL. The product information we have doesn't include a size chart, so check the size options on the page.

Picking your option

Six sizes are available. Since we don't have a chart for this pair, here's a general way to choose. Measure your natural waist at the narrowest part of your torso, and your hips at the fullest part, with a soft tape held level and snug. Compare those numbers with the size selector on the page. If you land between two sizes, think about how snug you like a thong to be. A thong that's too small digs in, and one that's too large shifts around, so it's worth the two minutes with a tape measure.

Care

The fabric isn't listed, so check the label when it arrives. As a general rule, wash thongs by hand or in a mesh bag on a gentle cycle, in cool water with a mild detergent. Hang to dry, and avoid high heat, which wears out the elastic. Don't use fabric softener on stretchy fabrics. If the design includes anything printed or attached, wash it inside out.

How we ship it

What you ordered gets to you in plain packaging with nothing on the outside about the contents.